Witch jokes
What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room
service.
Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of
her long black
hair?
She always wore long g...
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How do warty witches keep
their hair out of
place?
With scare spray.
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What happened to the witch with an upside down
nose?
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
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Why did the witch lose her
way?
Because
her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
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Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?
To keep her head warm.
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Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me.
Do you tell lies?
Young witch: No, but I can ...
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What do you call a witch who
kills her
mother and father?
An orphan.
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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
To
keep their hats pointed.
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What do you call two witches who share a
room?
Broom-mates.
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How do you get milk from a witch's cat?
Steal her saucer.
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What happened to the naughty little witch at
school?
She was ex-spelled.
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